9.0... a car door and a face can bend spectacles

So I found out tonight that eye glasses can be bent if I opened the door of my van to get in while still standing in the way of said door. I really think that I need to recalibrate my perception of my body and my surroundings because just the other day I walked full stride into the edge of a door with my little toe. It is now twice its normal size. Back to my eye glasses... they "adjusted" themselves to fit between the door and my face. It really really hurt. I'm curious to see how much of a black eye I will have from the experience.